I am openly terrified of these things: serial killers, improperly cut chicken, paper cuts, and being eaten by a shark. Just for clarification purposes, my for real, “things I’m terrified of” list, is way longer. Way. Listen y’all, I’ve seen Jaws…more importantly, I’ve seen Open Water and Shark Week. I don’t do the shark thing.
This year for Mother’s Day, we went to the beach. I love the beach. It’s the one perk of living in Florida. It was a gorgeous day and I was all set to spend the day soaking up the sun with my family. Then, a well meaning passerby asked us if we had noticed the school of stingrays swimming about 20 yards out. Indeed, we had. Then Chris told me he said…they’ve been drawing the bull sharks closer to shore. But, what I heard was…YOU WILL DIE IF YOU GO IN THE WATER! A SHARK WILL EAT YOU!
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